Captivate Network: Captions

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

--Mark Twain

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pose at the premiere of 'Salt' in LA.

Brad decided the best way to support Angie was with his 'salt and pepper' scruff.

--Genine, Altanta

'Brad and Angelina wait for the school bus full of their adopted children to arrive.'

--Alex, W.

'I’ve finally found Salt! Once I find Pepa and Spinderella, the collection will be complete…'

--Corey G.

'Brangelina’s reaction after seeing Jennifer Aniston doing the walk of shame out of John Mayer’s apartment.'

--Dan R., DC

'Keep smiling … keeeeep smiling … keeeeeeeep smiling …'

--Barbara E., New York City

'Ahhhh….we make Hollywood look good! '

--Sylvia K.

'Bwwwaaahhh! That's right, ladies. He's all mine!'

--Doreen, Oakland, CA

'To the relief of a young Mexican helados vendor nearby, this time Brad and Angelina merely adopt the look of insouciance.'

--Patrick O., Chicago

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