Captivate Network: Captions

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.

--Oliver Wilde

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Bill and Hillary Clinton leave a party in honor of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky, who got married this weekend in Rhinebeck, NY.

'Multi-colored flying squirrel -- that look is in now, right?'

--Drew, DC

'There’s a living room somewhere missing drapes…'

--Uve H., Arlingotn, VA

'The Bill and Hillary bobblehead dolls are amazingly lifelike.'

--Barbara E., NYC

'Bill, I will let go of your hand if you promise to stay away from the bridesmaids.'

--Dan, NYC

'Sorry Bill I wasn't going to wear "The Blue Dress" that Monica wore. It wasn't happening.'

-Charles L., DC

'Hey President Clinton!!!'

--Tom A., NYC

'Mrs. Clinton pitched in this week by saving 100lbs. of kelp from the Gulf of Mexico.'

--Zach L.

'The shadow of their past still follows them!'

--Debra, Pasadena, CA

'What the hell is Bill doing with Endora?'

--Jarod D., Houston, TX

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