Captivate Network: Captions

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--Mark Twain

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Taylor Lautner, right, accepts the award for 'Choice Movie Actor: Fantasy' from Ed Helms at the Teen Choice Awards Sunday, Aug. 8, 2010, in Universal City, Calif.

'Before we do this, let me ask you: Do you know what you're doing?'

--Anne, Boston

''Calm down, I'll hand over the award in a minute – keep your shirt on.''

--Syrah, Boston

'Shh...I can hear the Spirit of the Surf Board.'

--Jarod D., Houston, TX

'If you know what ‘Gidget’ means, you can have the board.'

-Barbara E., New York City

'We were gonna give you a JetBlue slide, but it was taken…'

--Scott P., Bellevue, WA

'I walked. How am I supposed to get this home?'

--A.J. B., Chicago

'One tip, the sex wax is for the board. Without going into specifics...excruciating pain!'

--Zach B., Dallas, TX

'You do know that Rob Pattison is going fight you for this too, right?'

--Paulette T., NYC

'Dude, listen to me. When I said we were gonna surf the net, that's just a figure of speech.'

--Steven F., NYC

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