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I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.

--Albert Einstein

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Dustin Johnson talks with rules official David Price on the 18th hole during the final round of the PGA Championship golf tournament Sunday, Aug. 15, 2010, at Whistling Straits in Haven, Wis. Johnson was later assessed a two-stroke penalty for grounding his club in a hazard on the hole. (AP Photo)

'So, did you hear about Tiger Woods? Crazy, right?'

--John, Philadelphia

'Noonan!'

--Marcus, Chicago

'I'm not sure which golf rule applies here, but I do know white belts can only be worn after Memorial Day.'

--Michael, NYC

'The Sahara Invitational Pro-Am attracted only two diehard players.'

--Barbara E., NYC

'I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime.'

--Dan, DC

'Of course you were in a bunker, Dustin. You spend more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.'

--Corey G., DC

'Penal? Did you just say ‘penal’?'

--Patrick O., Chicago

'Dude, I’m telling you there was no rake!'

--Jen, Columbia, SC

'So what do you think about Brett Favre? I bet you he plays again.'

--John., Houston, TX

'Hey, Shooter! After this we can go to Red Lobster.'

-Charles L. Jr., Puyallup, WA

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