Captivate Network: Captions

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

--Albert Einstein

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Al Pacino accepts the award for outstanding lead actor in a miniseries or movie during the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday, Aug. 29, 2010, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo)

'You don't see Fredo winning one of these things, do ya?'

--Joe A., Boston

'Heh, I guess the Botox paid off.'

--Barbara E., New York City

'Thank you so much. I am moved. Deeply moved. In fact, I am so moved I really have to go. Bad.'

--Pat O., Chicago

'Say Hello To My Little Friend…'

--Stephan H., Houston

'What the hell am I doing here?'

--Florence N.-D.

'Hey, I'm just as surprised as you are!'

--Carol S., Denver

'I can't believe I ate the whole thing!'

--Mike M., NYC

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